ATTENTION CLINT BARTON HAS BEEN SPOTTED WEARING A LEATHER JACKET THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
It’s okay, everybody. It’s okay, I’m an Avenger.
Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.
Marvel Zombie AU: Team Snark & Banter [ x ]"Okay — this looks bad.”
at this point, i think marvel owes us a scene in the next avengers movie where natasha is like wHERE WERE ALL OF YOU?
"it was serious, clint"
"yeah but i had a thing"
"PEOPLE DIED, CLINT.”
in an alternate scenario: clint is like “WELL YEAH I WAS BUSY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL OF EURASIA GETTING WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” “…no?” “YEAH. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.”
Basically I want Clint to be like this
more punk avengers!
clint’s like, i’m hungry
hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth
Tony Stark’s face is my face when puns are in the air.
two avengers [2/2] - Clint Barton aka Hawkeye
what if the first scene of age of ultron is just natasha going up to clint and saying ‘okay but seriously where the hell have you been for the past two years?' and then it cuts to clint playing grand theft auto and ignoring his phone which is ringing off the hook